Wednesday, 13 December 2017

Say Ooooooo With Satisfyer! - Product Review

Okay ladies (I'm sorry gents, but this is more aimed at the ladies!), It's time to jump into the reality of the modern age and finally admit that as modern women, we aren't afraid to take our sexual satisfaction into our own hands. It's time to banish the taboo that women don't masturbate and introduce the world to Satisfyer, I promise you'll be thanking me later!

I'm going to be honest, I was a little apprehensive when I was approached and asked to review two of the products from the new Satisfyer range, not because of the products themselves - which, I'll go into more detail about in a moment, but I'll be honest, they are fabulous! - but because I've never really openly discussed sexuality, up until now my vibrator had stayed nicely tucked away in my sock drawer and had anyone ever asked, I would deny owning such an item. However, after receiving the e-mail asking me to review the Satisfyer products I decided that it was time to stop fuelling the taboo that is female masturbation, men can talk openly about self-satisfaction, so it's about time that women are able to openly do the same! It's not something to be ashamed of talking about, women have sexual urges just as much as men do and lets be honest, nobody knows your body as well as you do, so why not use that to your advantage and keep yourself satisfied?

I was kindly sent the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Next Gen and the Satisfyer Pro Penguin to review, both of which arrived in lovely discreet packaging, in all honesty it looked like I had  been shipped a high end pair of shoes, so if you were slightly worried about your post-man knowing what you're going to be getting up to, don't!
Sex Toys or Shoes? Who's to know whats inside? 

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe - £53.95 (Currently on sale for £43.95) 

The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is probably one of the most aesthetically pleasing sex toys on the market. In a stunning shade of rose gold, my first exclamation was that it actually matched my phone (I don't know why this was important, but it made me happy!). Just based on aesthetics alone, these are not toys that you want to keep hidden away. It's compact size is also handy, especially of you have small hands like me  you'll really come to love the palm sized design. This truly is a product that you can tell has been                                                                                      through a well thought out design process.It's rechargability is also fantastic as it means you're no longer having to face the horror of your batteries running out mid session (Lets face it ladies, we've all been there!). The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe really is a sleek and easy to use product.

Though, lets be honest, I'm sure what you're all more interested in is whether or not it stands up to the task. Let me just tell you that without a shadow of a doubt, it most definitely does. Whether you want a quick yet intense climax or a sensual slow burning build up with 11 different pressure wave settings the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe has something to leave everyone wanting to lock themselves away in their bedroom. The pressure wave setting system that Satisfyer use within their products is like nothing I've ever experienced, designed specifically for clitoral stimulation, this product really hits you where it counts and will leave you screaming. Also, if like me, you're very noise conscious, the Satisfyer products are discreet in all aspects, the only noise hazard whilst using the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is the sound of your own screams!

Product Rating - 8/10

Would Recommend - 10/10

Satisfyer Pro Penguin - £53.95 (Currently on sale for £43.95)

The Pro Penguin is probably the cutest sex toy ever invented, fact. I mean, who doesn't want a toy that comes suited ready to take you to bed?

This little guy will have you feeling great in seconds. It's design is unbelievably handy, yet again it hosts a palm sized design however the Pro Penguin hosts an almost handle like design meaning that you can really get a decent grip on it to avoid any potential slips. The slimline design of the Pro Penguin also makes it slightly easier to manoeuvre than the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe yet doesn't make it any less powerful. It's all the pleasure of the Pro Deluxe packed into a smaller package. The Pro Penguin will again have you not wanting to leave your room for a week.

The only thing that I did notice to about the Pro Penguin is that it is surprisingly slightly louder than the Pro Deluxe meaning, however overall    this doesn't really make a huge difference or detract from the product overall.
 Product Rating - 9/10

Would Recommend - 9/10

All in all, I really would recommend either of the two Satisfyer products (linked throughout this post, just in case you fancy yourself a purchase!) especially if you, like me, value your sexual satisfaction highly. They are the perfect addition to any sex toy collection. Honestly ladies, whether you're single, in a relationship or married and whether you're using them solo or as a team, these products are guaranteed to make you wishing that you could be in the bedroom 24/7!

As always thank you so much for reading!

Until next time,

Beth xx

Monday, 21 August 2017

Modern Women Have Brains.... Get Over It!

Okay, I'm going to start this post by apologising, as today's post is a little bit of a rant. Now I am by no means apologising for the content of the post, because I firmly believe that these things need to be said however I am apologising for how 'heated' this post might get, shall we say? 

This is something that I have found to be cropping up a lot recently and I'll be honest, I am not okay with it at all. The notion that 'intelligent' or 'powerful' women are intimidating, threatening and undesirable makes every fibre of my being shudder in disgust for so many reasons. We should be celebrating the rise of the empowered woman, not branding them as a threat to fragile notion that is modern masculinity.

Now, this may sound fickle of me, so I apologise, but the idea that intelligent women are unattractive or undesirable also makes me want to crawl under a rock for a considerable amount of time. What kind of example does this set for the next generation? If we are raising young men and women with the idea that for a woman to be attractive to the opposite sex she must be less intelligent than them, then we may as well just hop back into the 1950's where the ideology was that a woman's sole purpose was to play housewife (now I'm not bashing housewives, just the idea that women don't have any choice in life but to solely be housewives).

The notion that in the 21st Century women should not be intelligent or strive for high powered careers, to me, is ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the argument that these things make a woman unattractive.

We live in an age of growing equality with the number of female 'bread winners' growing year upon year, this is a fantastic achievement for women! More women than ever before are being educated and then choosing to study at a higher level, an amazing feat considering how frowned upon educated women have been in the not so distant past.

I'll be honest and make this post a little more personal by sharing the inspiration behind this post, not so long ago I got rejected by a guy on the grounds that I wanted to go into a high powered job and he'd always viewed himself as the one to be the bread winner, meaning that he couldn't picture a future with me on those grounds, not to mention that he also said that he couldn't cope with the idea of his girlfriend being more 'intelligent' than him, a highly disputed notion, but fair enough, each to their own.

So to return to the title of this post; Modern women have brains and its about time that society got over that and celebrated the rise of the powerful women in the way that they should! Phrases like "Career minded", "You'll regret that choice in a few years", "Independent" shouldn't be hurled like an insult at women who have chosen to further their career before 'settling down'. A woman's life choices are exactly that, hers! If she desires to be a housewife, then let her be a house wife, if she wants to be the CEO of a mega-corporation then let her do that! We live in an age of freedom and choice, it's about time that we started acting like it.

Once again, I apologise for how much of a rant this post is however I very much think that it needs to be said!

As always thank you for reading!

Until next time!
Beth x

Monday, 10 July 2017

I Am Not Okay, But That's Okay....

Mental Illness is a minefield, you never quite know where to step as any move could potentially see it all blow up in your face, so we stay stood in the middle of the field calculating, searching, praying for a way to make it through it, desperately wishing that it would just disappear. You close your eyes and count back from ten, you open your eyes and oh wait, nope nothing has changed, you're still right in the centre of the minefield.

Saturday, 3 June 2017

Not Another Party Political Broadcast but Vote... Please!

This is a public service announcement, there are only 5 days left until the General Election...

Theresa May has apparently stolen Harry Potter's invisibility cloak, Jeremy Corbyn is running up and down the country like a socialist chicken, Paul Nuttall is trying to claw back any scrap of credibility (If it ever had any in the first place) that the new found annexation of the Conservative Party formerly know as UKIP had. Tim Farron is being, well, Tim Farron, lets be honest we still don't have a bloody clue who he is and Nicola Sturgeon is running around the highlands screaming for independence and pushing 'Indyref2' down the throats of anyone that will sit or stand still for long enough. In short, the entire general election campaign trail has been a bit of a shambles and lets be honest, nobody has a clue who to trust.

Saturday, 6 May 2017

Don't Call Me Psycho....

Am I crazy? Maybe a little, but that's okay, name me someone who isn't just a tiny bit crazy? a little "Crazy" is good in life....

Am I a psychopath? Not even in the slightest.

Friday, 27 January 2017

How Easy is it REALLY to Cheat on Your Partner?

With the ever changing forms of digital media and platforms available to us today, it has never been easier to meet and connect with people, you no longer need a computer to be able to access this online world, including online dating. Which begs the question, with the invention of apps such as POF and Tinder, how easy is it to cheat on your partner in the modern age? 

To try and find the answer to this question, I made my way over to my long lost friend Tinder and quickly adjusted my old profile, at which point I also wondered, how willing would people be knowingly help me cheat on my partner. With that in mind, I edited my profile to look like this...

Friday, 20 January 2017

Too Fat To Be In The Gym... Pardon Me?!

So, this morning at 4am I donned my favourite workout gear, grabbed some headphones, put on my Fitbit and headed to the gym, usually between 3am and 5am is the time where the gym is empty, so I thought I'd be free to workout as much as I liked, this morning I was wrong in that assumption.

Say Ooooooo With Satisfyer! - Product Review

Modern Women Have Brains.... Get Over It!

I Am Not Okay, But That's Okay....

Not Another Party Political Broadcast but Vote... Please!

Don't Call Me Psycho....

How Easy is it REALLY to Cheat on Your Partner?

Too Fat To Be In The Gym... Pardon Me?!